Extra Big Ass Intelligence
- ID
- 31409
- Status
- summarized
- Published
- 03 Oct 2026, 11:19 AM
- Fetched
- 03 Oct 2026, 6:02 PM
- Provider
- Hacker News
- Category
- dev-community
- Original URL
- https://www.extrabigassintelligence.com/
- Source URL
- https://hnrss.org/best
Summary
- Score
- 3.0
- Created
- 03 Oct 2026, 6:02 PM
- Tags
- Audience
- developersvibe_coders
What happened
A parody landing page, 'Extra Big Ass Intelligence™ — Federally Mandated Super Intelligence (SI) v1.0', styled as a decree that 'AI.exe has been deleted' and the term 'AI' is now illegal, replaced by 'SI'. It's built from fake ad slots — Brawndo electrolytes, a Wendy's 'Dynamic Menu™' surge-priced burger at $24.50 based on 'pupil dilation and your declining credit score', a 'Hot Single Model: Local 35B Parameter Model Wants To Chat In Your Area (ZERO REFUSAL VECTORS)', and a footer 'Paid for by the Committee To Re-elect Nobody'. It drew 281 points and 61 comments on Hacker News.
Why it matters
There is no product, release, price, or policy here — it's an Idiocracy-flavoured joke site, so nothing in your stack or roadmap changes because of it. Its only practical value is as a compressed catalogue of the specific AI-marketing patterns builders keep shipping: capability rebrands, 'zero refusal' positioning, biometric-linked dynamic pricing, and electrolyte-grade hype. Read it as a checklist of language to avoid in your own launch copy, not as news.
Discussion angle
Which of the parody's targets is already real in 2026 — model rebrands, refusal-free positioning, or demand-based dynamic pricing — and which one would you actually refuse to build if a client asked for it?